wad dae izit people?

Todae is e wonderful dae everyone lands in the hospital, gets attached, breaks an arm, takes drugs, AND I DUNT NOE GEts dismissed form NGEE ANN as WELL.

Wad a dae. 

Aprill FOOLL??!!!!

Faizal is an ASS. 

GET THATT RIGHTTT.

HE JUST FOOLED ME SAYING NGEE ANN DISMISSED HIIMMMMMM!!!

AND I BELIEVED IT. HW dumb cn I GETT.

I keep forgetting it's April Fool's. GRRZ

My heart practically stopped man.

DAT EVIL BEARRRR!!! Hw cud I nt hv known! He is lik e KING of cheeky FELLAS!!!!!!

Nw my heart has revived.  PPle shud do away with April fool's. Wad if I dieddd due to breakdown in heart functioning? 

Thank god it was a temporary breakdown. But I swear Ill punch faizal when I see him. Oh shiit, he has a black beltt in dunnoe wadd.

Errrr.. Nem minndd. BUT I PROMISE ONE DAE I WIL DO SOMETHIIINGGG. REVENGE WIL BE MINESS.

*evil laughter*

*SCREAM*

Insane as it may sound, 

RATS MAKE ME CRY!!!!

They are just the most disgusting-ESTTTT FREAKING-ESTTTT UGLI-ESTT PESTTTT EVAA!!

I went midnightt shopping at NTUC wif my father. I hv never seen so mani RATS In Jurong before. They were juz Scrambling abt EVERYWHEREEEEEE!!!!! I guess they onli cum outt at nightt.

One cat was even playing soccer with a dead rat. Lik SOCCER. 

*SOBS*SOBS*

My dad told me to leave the trolley at the taxi stand while he waits in the car, I went halfwayyy DEN I SAW THOSE DISGUSTING MONSTERS like running from bush to bush and the stairs of the overhead bridge, And I came running back to my dad. 

He lator tol me I came bac scurrying back like a rat. VERI FUNNI.

datz wen I realized RATS MAKE ME CRY BECAUSE I HAD TEAREDDD!

OMG. Cockroaches used to make me cry, nw rats have replaced themm.  :(

Worse, I dreamt of Rats the Whole nighttttttt. They were all over meeeeeeeeeee. GROSSS EWWWWW!!! MUMMYYYY!!!! WAHHHH!!!! YUCK YUCK YUCK YUCK. I WISH I CUD KILL ALL E RATS IN E WORLDDDDDD. but never mind ill upset the Chain thingy I learned in Bio.

 :( 

*shivers*

WHACKADOOZ!

HAHAHAH.

My sister asked me this like a few seconds ago.

Sisterr: Akka Akka, If  I study Tourism and Hospitality Management can I become a Journalist?

I swear sumthings the matter w her. Hmmz. Itz e same sister who left the bag in the skul. HAhx.

Niwaez it has been an uttter crazie dae.

I spent morning with Priya ( Shucks, I typed PIYA!!) And I spread my love by making her crazie toooo. WHEEE..

Andd I returned back home to cook LUNCH> :D

I cooked Fried RIce and itz niice! At leastt I think so. 

I like my egg and fishcake. 

Den I multi-tasked by talking on the phone and playing pet society. 

Shankar told me

Shankie: Eh cn u go 4r my theory class for me?

Lazie BUm I tel ya.. BIKE THEORY LESSON ALSO LAZY TO GO.

Act lik It's A Biology class. 

Well aft dat talked to shaam 4r a whiile. 

Den I sleptttttt lik til 6pm-8pm. hahx.

Den Im back here. 

Doing nonsense againuu...

So lemme continue my nonsense nw. 

Spamming people on facebook. inserts *evil laughter*

CANT WAIT FOR SENTOSA WIF POLY CLIQUE!!! MISS ESTHER CLEMENT AND MAINE!!!! LOADS. 

-.-

My 'remember it all' sister left her SCHOOLBAG in school.

I wonder wad she was thinking when she came back empty handed

Probably, 'AHH.. Vacationing in school is e Best.Thing.Eva.'

giggles*

o.0

Tsk, Tsk.

I shal narrate here wad happened todae evening when I was in a coffeeshop in Jurong East.

Mummy walking in front. Shobana walking behind.

Bunch of Indian Bois  from comonwealth SECONDARY sitting in the coffeeshop.

One spots me and signals the other.

The other immediately whips out his phone and goes 

Rotten egg 1: Eh Eh Ask her number luh!

Rotten egg 2: Eh dunt go away!!

ROTTEN EGGS: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Haiz. EH LIL DUDES. IM NT ANOTHER GURL 4rm A SECONDARY SKUL. 

I AM YEIGHTEEEENNNNN YEARS OLD!!!!!! 

Those lil fellas luk lik they are are 15 years old!

So this means that I look like a 14 year old? THAT is a first. 

Hw did they even think I cud be qualified to be in their ' TEASE ANI INDIAN CHICK WALKING BY' list??

Didnt it occur to them that I look like their erm ELDER SISTER?

And I tot this trend was dying outtt. Looks like dear indian fellas r bring it backk. 

Wads so fun in doing it aniwae? I shud try one dae.

Eh MAYBE I SHUD. LIKE GATHER A FEW INDIAN GURLS.

Ok lets sae 5 Indian gurls sit at the senior citizens corner under the blk. And tease  Ani indian fella walking by. I shud juz find outt wads e great fun in it.

I SHAL ONE DAE WEN MY MOTHER ISNT IN SINGAPORE. :D

Aniwae I'm going to see the astrologer tml.

I need to tel him that I dreamt of attending my own funeral. 

Did I blog abt that? I dint right?? I dint. yes i dint.

Here goes.

Shobana blur eyed stands and squints her eyes at the corpse lying in the living room. Others mourning over the death.  However much she tries she just cudnt make out the face of the corpse. So she finds her DADDY.

Shobana: Daddy daddy. I cant see.

Dad: Your specs is in e car. Go and getit.

So shobbie gets the specs.

After she comes back she looks at the corpse which strangely looks EXTREMELY FAMILIAR.

SumHw the Mole under e lips caught her eye. And shobbie keeps thinking where I have seen that before. HMMZ.

Takes a while before she realizes its her.

 And den I woke upp, got scared Blah Blah.

In e morning, i juz found it rather comical.

So yea aniwae, Im juz goiina askk the funny astrologer wad DATT cud mean. I mean it cud obviously mean I'm goiina die soon. 

BUT MAYBE IT CUD MEAN MY DAD CUD BE BUYING ME A PAIR OF FRAMELESS SPECS :D.

Cuz that's wad I saw in e car. Shud be mines I guess.

 

dat bout it i guessiiiing. :D

0.0

PriyaLOSHINI shoBANA

I think this one wud make a good toothpaste commercial. OUR TEETH SO NIICE

:) On a thursday evening.:)        

RUN BABY RUN

Lil Priya and lil Shobana happily running on e treadmill. Priya turns to her right and sees a guy using the treadmill beside her.

Priya: Eh e fella beside veri hansum eh.

Shobana after taking a look at him: Oh yea. He looks lik taufiq man. Whhhheee weet.

Den shobbie takes a second look and goes

Shobbie: Oh damn. IT IS TAUFIQ!!! 

 

I mean Im nt realli a fan of his or I dnt go gaga wen I seee him on tv or wadeva.

But hell, TAUFIQ BATISAH IS A GREAT LOOKER. Besides in those red adidas Jacket and black tracks, He juz looks AWEEESUMMM. 

Niice eyes, Niice bod niice voice. Lucky ass he is.

But of course Priya and I regained composure in a few minutes and went back to doing wad we do worse. WOrking out.

After all, we are SENSIBLE GURLS with brains. :D

Aniwae e conversation happened in Tamil,else we'd be getting  weeeiiiird stares 4rm Spore's beloved. 

!!!!!

Im weird. I wanted skul to start sooner den I want holidaez to last foreva.

Did I tel anione My brain's pretty messed upp??

Aniwae, wad is a sheeep wad is a lamb? 

Is bof the same?

And wher does mutton cum 4rm? Sheep LAmb? wad r dey aniwae? Do they go MEHHH MEHH?

I noe beef 4rm cow, chicken 4rm chicken duck 4rm duck pork 4rm pig.

Itz sheep lamb mutton! Driving me crrrraaaazzziiiieee. I nid to find my Food and nutrition textbook. 

Ask anyone ppl tel me go look 4r DICK-TION-AIRY. 

Im a confused chicken. Ill telll ya datt.  

*Quack Quack*

JEga The brain told me its the same animal. But of different breed.

ANd TSK TSk. My bad memory caused me to forget mutton comes like from GOATTTT!!!!! 

AHh. SO nw Im juz Chicken.

Cluck Cluck!

BAD DADDY.

NOT LETTING ME OUTT TML.

OFF ALL DAEZ.

IM UPSETTTTTTTTTT. :(

Why wud one cry at a climax of the movie?

TEL me PLZ.
Itz been ages since I bawled my eyes over for a moviee and I'm longing to do so.
Even my eyes fail to brim with tears at the most saddest thing ever.

Is it because I know someone said cut after the actor shows intensive emotions to show outward expression or agitation?Because I noe Everything is so well fabricated? Or izit the the actor's are not good enuf to show such grand emotions? Or I cuz deep in my heart I noe the actor is not really going through what is being potrayed?

OR MAYBE CUZ I BECAME TOTALLY STONE-HEARTED unable to sense ani emotions?

I think it's the last one.
I onli rmmbr bawling my eyes out 4r 3 movies.

Titanic
I went to the extent of asking God Why Jack had to die at the end of the movie? Why cudnt Rose and Jack live happiliy forever after! I was like WHy WHy WHy? Then I cried the whole NIght, unable to sleep the thought of JAck's last living moments tormenting the life outta me. It took a while to get that movie outta my head though.

Number 2 is a tamil Movie starring rajini.
I shal translate the title into english.
5 to 50? HAHa I think dat shud be it.

It shows the life of the protagonist living his live 4rm the age of 5 to 50, for the sake of his siblings. When in e end his siblings forsake him when he is in most need of help I did great waterworks. In fact I remember my 2 younger sisters crying as well. It was juz so heart wrenching and painful. Sobs* Sobs*

Movie Nombres 3 wudd be another tamil movie called kutti. Meaning small Child. ( i think)

A little girl sold to child slavery later tortured by the mother of the owner of the house. Latershe tries to escape but unfortunately gets herself sold to prostitution unknowingly. Great waterworks for this movie too. I cursed and cursed the mother, the shopkeeper who sold her to slavery like nobody's business.

Well after that I wonder wad happened to me, when everyone goes You shud Watch THIS MOVIE! I used up a million tissues and blahx blahx, I remain dry eyed till the end of the movie.

Sumthing fundamentally wrong with my system. SEEEEERRiiiiOUSSSSSLLLLYYYYY.

Juz before anione thinks Im dying to cry, ehh, itz because I jus wanna be able to feel emotions like i did before again.

Voa Vels.
I guess dry eyes wil remain dry eyes and brimming eyes will remain brimming eyes.

:)

YEAY!! NEW BLOG LAYOUTT! AND I LURV.

I like.
Sleepy~~
ZzzzZZ ( oh and I noe renu loves me cuz she tol me and Priya misses me cuz she tol me and geevis believes in me cuz he tol me he did :D)

See Im so loved I cn sleep well tonightt~

Undefined moments.

Well mY Parents went to see some astrologer today.
He looked at our horoscope as in me and my sisters den specifically pointed out to me and said, SHE NEEDS TO BE MONITORED, A LIL NOTTI.

HAHA. A bit true luh. I do e most amt of nonsense among the 4 of us. But i dnt need to be monitored all okaye?

I cant wait to see him this saturdae. I mean the astrologer. Looks like fun. I wanna noe wad else he cn sae abt m life. :D The last tym an astrologer came to my hse he said I will have difficulty finding a job and i wil be dependent on my 4th sis. Ohkaye. wadeva. dat was years ago.

Nw lets see wad this new astrologer has to saeee.







Ok u noe wad? Itz nt working at all. Im tryin to avoid emoing by blogging but itz not working.
URGhz. gosh.


I wanna look 4r interesting things to blog abt.

Ohkaye random facts might help me feel better

My sister added sugar to sambal todae
Priya threatening to expose me on e net if i dunt wear shoes for gym tml morning.
Sun Tv serials which never end.
My veri clever sis hu threw my backless fone to me. She tryna make me become foneless.
Geeva complaining to me that there is no milo powder at his hse. Wad cn i do plz?
Shankar calling me 4rm bangkok!!!!!!!! AWWS :)haha!
Dad who luks like veerapan nw. Sumthings wrong w his moustache.
Hw cn I 4rget esther wen i sae random? wel esther who spits her soup out cuz of stupid things clement does.
Clement who believes so much in me, but i juz disappoint everyone.
Oh one more person hu believes in me. Geeva juz texted me.
OKOK.,.. OFF TRACK.

ERMM. Oh yes, Ivebeen playing pet society loads these daez!
I like to buy my darling Pet Milo lotsaof clothes. WHEEE
Milo runs races all dae long.
Class BBQ this wednesdae
Mustafa w drama people this tuesdae
Saturdae date w astrologer
Thursdae Temple and meeting with andrew
Clement juz returned 4rm Msia and was unpacking in the afternoon.
My desktop is super cluttered. ( nt as bad as yong haos though).
Ok nw i go facebook and see if i cn write abt sumthin interesting.


OH yea
My ideal Celebrty boifren is BRAD PITT.
The last person to write on my wall is Rose Beg.
My foyer and dining are is painted green
Mom and sister are arguing nw
Sham juz signed in on msn
Ben is going hong kong
Shobbie likes ar rahman.
Eh no, LOVE. GAHH
Shobbie wants to go to heaven. Maybe visit hell sumtymz.
My systerrr doesnt wanna gimme back my earpiece.
Im wearing my red jersey
My hair is wett.
Mom made all 4 of us take lotus baths todae.
EYYYY. So boring my surroundings. Evryone sooo quiett.
See that's my surroundings. Essential conditions to EMo. Aiyo.
I dnt wanna go off. I juz wanna keeep typiiing.

I feel like eating you noe sum realli creammmmy cake. Yum Yum. OH! cheese cake! bluberry cheese cake, or oreo cheesecake! anything. I wanna buy a sari.

I want my dad's credit card. I wanna shop shop shop.
i wanna play word challenge. i dunt wanna cut my hair ani longer.
I want to be kept busy. I dnt lik being bored.
I want to jump high high, whre ther is no limittttt
I wanna play with those bubbles thingy kids play w.
i wanna go to skul with priscilla.
i wanna rmmbr priya's bdae
I wanna rmmbr hw to spell vidhya's name.
i wanna see Syahira.
i wanna talk to syahira
i wanna go to east coast with shaam again.
I wanna see FIREWORKS AT LAKE MICHIGAN!!!!!


HAHAHAHAHAH! Ohgaye. Im hungri. goiina raid e kitchen. BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE BYE.
TCHA! TCHA! TCHA! TCHA! TCHA! TCHA! TCHA! TCHA! TCHA! ADIOS! ADIOS! ADIOS! ADIOS! ADIOS! ADIOS! LOVES KISSES HUGS 4rm SHOOOOOBBBBAAAAANNNNNNAAAA!!!!!

WHEEEE!!!

I believe God exists.

I hope he hears me.

I hope he gives me a good life starting on.

Not that I dint have a good life.

I did, But i did not use it to my benefits to improve my life to become a better person.

I pray God guides me along as i start anew. 

Helping me making the right decisions in life.

I am going to be 18  soon and I pray that I leaad a better life in all aspects.

I thank god for all that he has given me. 

I LURBS E TINGS TINGS!!!!