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Tsk, Tsk.

I shal narrate here wad happened todae evening when I was in a coffeeshop in Jurong East.

Mummy walking in front. Shobana walking behind.

Bunch of Indian Bois  from comonwealth SECONDARY sitting in the coffeeshop.

One spots me and signals the other.

The other immediately whips out his phone and goes 

Rotten egg 1: Eh Eh Ask her number luh!

Rotten egg 2: Eh dunt go away!!

ROTTEN EGGS: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Haiz. EH LIL DUDES. IM NT ANOTHER GURL 4rm A SECONDARY SKUL. 

I AM YEIGHTEEEENNNNN YEARS OLD!!!!!! 

Those lil fellas luk lik they are are 15 years old!

So this means that I look like a 14 year old? THAT is a first. 

Hw did they even think I cud be qualified to be in their ' TEASE ANI INDIAN CHICK WALKING BY' list??

Didnt it occur to them that I look like their erm ELDER SISTER?

And I tot this trend was dying outtt. Looks like dear indian fellas r bring it backk. 

Wads so fun in doing it aniwae? I shud try one dae.

Eh MAYBE I SHUD. LIKE GATHER A FEW INDIAN GURLS.

Ok lets sae 5 Indian gurls sit at the senior citizens corner under the blk. And tease  Ani indian fella walking by. I shud juz find outt wads e great fun in it.

I SHAL ONE DAE WEN MY MOTHER ISNT IN SINGAPORE. :D

Aniwae I'm going to see the astrologer tml.

I need to tel him that I dreamt of attending my own funeral. 

Did I blog abt that? I dint right?? I dint. yes i dint.

Here goes.

Shobana blur eyed stands and squints her eyes at the corpse lying in the living room. Others mourning over the death.  However much she tries she just cudnt make out the face of the corpse. So she finds her DADDY.

Shobana: Daddy daddy. I cant see.

Dad: Your specs is in e car. Go and getit.

So shobbie gets the specs.

After she comes back she looks at the corpse which strangely looks EXTREMELY FAMILIAR.

SumHw the Mole under e lips caught her eye. And shobbie keeps thinking where I have seen that before. HMMZ.

Takes a while before she realizes its her.

 And den I woke upp, got scared Blah Blah.

In e morning, i juz found it rather comical.

So yea aniwae, Im juz goiina askk the funny astrologer wad DATT cud mean. I mean it cud obviously mean I'm goiina die soon. 

BUT MAYBE IT CUD MEAN MY DAD CUD BE BUYING ME A PAIR OF FRAMELESS SPECS :D.

Cuz that's wad I saw in e car. Shud be mines I guess.

 

dat bout it i guessiiiing. :D