Monday, April 13, 2009

bollyBollybolly

I have never seen a Mismatched-Couple then this duo
Honestly U might nt know em 4r sum of youu, but dnt you think she looks like his sluttish Bodyguard instead of girlfriend? 
And wadeva she is wearing it look like she cut the curtain and snipped it into something 
wearable and slipped it on. 
And i wonder hw mani photographers there were.
 cuz she juz looks so unimaginably white  cuz of all The paparazzie-D Flash-Os
SO White IT LOOKS FAKE.
Katrina Is a beautiful woman But itz probably Salman's fault 4r making her look lik scrap here.
U GO GET A BRIT HAWTIE 4rSELF WOMAN!
And Bollywood's muscleman looks nth lik Muscles at all.
He urgently needs a hairstylistt
A Gillette shaver. 
And some advice 4rm Abhishek on hw to grow taller. 


But aniwae, Whoever breaks upp, whoever kisses whoever's ass
The Official Bestt Rawking couple of Bollywood wud be JOHN ABS and BiPS BASU!
WHEEEHoooooo~