The Story of the CENTURY

I was juz stoning. and my thoughts all far away from earthh..

and den I remembered the story of

LIL KASTHURI, THE EYE, AND THE FRUITFLY. 

( JANG JANG JANG!!*sound effects mightt I add) 

So yes, this woman called kasthuri works at SGH for her attachment.

For her attachment, which is freak ass boring might I add, she dissects the fruitflies all dae loong. TO study their DAMNED brains. 

So yes back to the story, *clears throat*

there were lik lotsa STRAY flies flying abouttt. Likie whoosh whoosh Like nobodies business. Kasti wishes she cud be as free like those flies instead of being stuck in a lab which never got cleaned and looks nothing like DEXTERS LAB!!!  ..ooo.. off trackk...

err. yes, STray flies. So one stray fly with it's X-ray vision attacks the women in the white lab coat who happened to be named KASTHURI. But of course this women has far more super powers then any other being in e world, she detected weird movement  around her. She stopped in her tracks and Saw the fly coming at ultra super speed........ 

And she does her famous Kung FU MOVE  which she has been doing for years and years and years, 

she juz swipes the fly away. After that with satisfaction she returns to do her workk. Then lator her eyes itches twitches screeches. if it had a voiice it wud goo in a super disgusting high pitch  voiice ' EWWW!!!!!!!! GROOOOSSSS!!!'

But it didnt have a voiice so it did nt screeech. Instead, Kasthuri does the screaming.

' SAMANTHA!!!1 CHECK MY EYE!!!'

Like u might expect, THE FRUITFLY HAD ENTERED KASTI BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUS BIG EYESS, And maybe it cud have started laying eggs ALREADI! 

aniwae so the moral of the story is HOWEVA POWERFUL THE KUNG FU MOVE CUD BE, if the direction desired is wrong, UR EYE cud becum a place 4r nesting. 

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did i crap too much?

p.s The women is my sister. 

*giggles* A bit similar orh. We do stupid things alot.